Momma Kat’s Writer’s Workshop: 10 Reasons I Would Not Be A Good Housewife of Any County

Writer’s Workshop Prompt:  10 reasons why you could not be a real housewife from any county.

1.        My boobs are real.

2.       I have not had any other plastic surgery.

3.       I don’t have 4 nannies (or any nannies).

4.       I only have one house and it’s only 900 square feet.

5.       I do not use my pets as accessories.

6.       I’ve never had a spray tan before.

7.       I don’t own a Las Vegas hotel or basketball team and have never been married to a TV/Broadway/basketball star.

8.       I don’t spend obscene amounts of money on my kids’ birthday parties.

9.       I don’t own enough bling.

10.   For me, going out with my girlfriends means meeting at a local bar, not flying them across county.

 

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Wordless Wednesday: Tired Out

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Top Ten Tuesday: 10 Things I Have Been Up To

Top Ten {Tuesday}

It’s been a while (a long while), since I have been writing on this blog with any sort of regularity.  I hope I finally have my groove back, but here are 10 things I have been up to (in no particular order).

1.  Catching up with shows like Mad Men and The Office.

2.  Work.

3.  I went to Mexico with the family.

4.  For reasons I don’t want to talk about here right now (or maybe ever), my husband and are separated and in counseling.

5.  I have decided to get help for my depression.

6.  Taking care of my two precious girls.

7.  I have taken an interest in photography.  Pretty basic so far, but I like to take pics and then edit them.

8.  I learned that I can be very brave and very strong.

9.  Reading a lot of great blogs trying to get the courage to dive back in.

10.  Did I mention work?

 

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