Writer’s Workshop Prompt: 10 reasons why you could not be a real housewife from any county.
1. My boobs are real.
2. I have not had any other plastic surgery.
3. I don’t have 4 nannies (or any nannies).
4. I only have one house and it’s only 900 square feet.
5. I do not use my pets as accessories.
6. I’ve never had a spray tan before.
7. I don’t own a Las Vegas hotel or basketball team and have never been married to a TV/Broadway/basketball star.
8. I don’t spend obscene amounts of money on my kids’ birthday parties.
9. I don’t own enough bling.
10. For me, going out with my girlfriends means meeting at a local bar, not flying them across county.




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